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lmao i have sayonara end roll by eve stuck in my head

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

so uh will you b my moot? :o

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

your scary tho.

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

:o i want maryland officially as my moot i would kill for maryland officially to be my moot :o

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

so as someone from chicago (where the pope is from), i find it funny, but i also dont approve. imagine if he replases the body of christ with chicago style pizza

An Am-

An Amer-

An America Pope-

I don't approve of this

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

reblog if you listen to any of these artists

Cavetown

Laufey

Egg

Girl in Red

Chappell Roan

Conan Gray

Marina

Mitski

Barrett Wilbert Weed

Beach Bunny

SIX

Penelope Scott

Mother Mother

Clairo

Amélie Farren

Liana Flores

Sofia Isella

Emei

Rabbitology

Jorge Rivera-Herrans

you know what time it is- quoting all the stupid shit my friends have said

prank day edition -

'THEY MOVED MR. (INSERT NAME HERE)'S DESK INTO THE HALLWAY'

'god ive been here for half an hour and the cockroaches get me everytime'

'THEY DREW A PENIS'

stealing a precious relic

attempted murder of god

stealing knowledge

interfearing with a goverment

mass murder

illegaly traveling without a license / permit

accesory to murder

poaching

and many many more

duality of man

srry wrong person

You are someone’s treasured mutual.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

@moonmist-icecream @midnight-soulless-system and everyone else :)

You are someone’s treasured mutual.

ASKKKKKKKKSKSKSKSSKSK

I NEED ASKS. to all of you how see this, please send asks.

🍄🌹⭐ guess the videogame

hmm... super mario brothers?

I saw you wanted asks, so here you go

1. Favorite tv show/movie?

2. Favorite artist/genre?

3. If you could be an animal for a day, which one would you pick and why?

4. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

Have a nice day honey! 💙

HI!

my favorite show (not animated) is friends or criminal minds, and my favorite movie is dogma or scream

my favorite artist is green day or cavetown or nirvana, and my favorite genre is hard rock or indie

cat, bacause i act a lot like a cat

coffee cause im a sleep- deprived rat :)

MORE QUOTES!!!!!!

'are you biologically male? uwu'

'so... circe's a lesbian?'

'NO. you cannot caress the testosterone-filled jacked alpha male's calves, he's going to collapse the bridge and fall into the big mouth things at the bottom of the hole and die.'

'the 100 people left on tumblr after they removed porn'

'water water water water water'

'you forgot to take a shower dude'

'if i ever stop praising hatsune miku i want you to punch me in the face and lock me in a mental facility'

'SPELLING MISTAKES'

'you....WHAT'

can you write extensively about something you wish someone would ask you about? i need things to read and i think you said you need things to write

ok so im not good at paragraphs but here are my favorite dnd quotes from the campaign im in

'so here are what gods are mad at you...'

'dont go into the long grass!'

'so how do we make circe not a pig?'

'do you circe would take offence if i told her i was dorn at a very young age?'

'*jazz hands* circe doesnt remember*

'you would figure this island would have better security'

'IMA BUY BELGIUM' *side eye*

'lets get out of this testosteron filled temple'

'we need more guys.'

'pork chops? pork chops.'

'eat the torch'

saw that you wanted asks

whats your favorite color?

if uou could be an aniaml what would you choose to be?

superpowe rthat you would want?

red, purple or black.

uhhhh axolotl or cat

invisability, cause then my teachers would have an excuse for forgeting i exist and not markeing me down during attendance

You like them silly monkey boys who don’t know what communication is???

yes. cause i am one except i have reject my mortal flesh

i WILL be saying bitches bros and nonbinary hoes now 。ty

your welcolm

What is your favourite number? Can range from 0 to 99999999999, also can be a negative number.

21. cause why not

OMG GENSHIN FAN SPOTTED WHO'S YOUR MAIN

VENTI OR ALHAITHAM. I SWITCH BETWEEN THEM

Uhhhhh if you were an animal what animal would u be ? :3

blahaj.

you said you wanted asks

originally I was gonna raid you with flying spinning shark gifs but your askbox doesn't have images so I'm giving the next best thing:

my entire powerpoint on bobbit worms. that I made at 3AM someday cuz I was bored

Bobbit worms (scientific name Eunice Aphroditois) are polychaetes known for their strong jaws and rarity. Like all polychaetes, they have segmented bodies, like underwater, and have poly (greek word for many/a lot) chaetae. Bobbit worms bury underneath the sea floor, and if you're lucky during a mud dive or sea floor exploration, you might even see one. Bobbit worms can grow from 1 to 3 metres in length (reaching sexual maturity at one metre in length) and 2-4 centimetres wide. This doesn't stop them from being a formidable enemy, though.

Bobbit worms have sharp jaws, a quick reaction speed, and so much more - but the key to how they hunt is in their five black-and-white striped sensory antennae. When bobbit worms hunt, they don't move at all - in fact, they can't even see. What bobbit worms do is they stay upright in the sea floor, which makes them look like a colourful plant. When its antennae detect a fish, crustacean or other prey nearby, they slowly sink into the sea floor. When the unsuspecting fish comes to investigate, the bobbit worm uses the friction it has from being so far underneath the sea floor to quickly whirl up, bite the fish, and pull it back down underneath the sea floor to consume its prey.

Bobbit worms eat small fish (for example lionfish), other worms, detritus and kelp/other algae! They're also mostly nocturnal, and do most of their hunting then, and in the daytime return to their burrow. Only mostly, however - if hungry enough, they can and will hunt at daytime, it's just not as common.

Bobbit worms can actully reproduce both sexually and asexually! Though, they never carry their eggs. Female bobbit worms release pheromones into the water to attract the males, who release sperm into that water. Then, the female releases the fertilised eggs there! And that's that. However, now for the asexual way - bobbit worms can separate themselves, effectively making clones/chidren, being able to regrow their heads and tails. Anyway - when the eggs hatch, they become larva, then go into their juvenile stage, then become an adult - and as I mentioned earlier, usually, sexual maturity begins when they're around a metre in length.

fun fax:

many worm-like creatures in movies (for example the graboids in Tremors, the worm in Dune) were based off of bobbit worms! they're easily identifiable by the sand bubbling before they quickly spring up out of the ground, etc.

if you shine a light on them, you'll find their bodies are iridescent! they reflect a pretty rainbow sheen when you do.

the earliest recorded trace of a bobbit worm was a fossilised bobbit worm burrow from 400 million years ago.

bobbit worms don't have genitals! on top of that, they're also usually hermaphrodites.

the spikes (chaetae) on a bobbit worm's sides are poisonous, and if handled right, can do permanent nerve damage and cause paralysis!

bobbit worms are called bobbit worms because of an incident in 1997 where woman lorena bobbit cut off her husband's penis. This was because at the time, people thought bobbit worms do the same. they do not.

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I love bobbit worms...

thank you for this

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

the wood chuck wood not chuck would because all the wood has burned. he chuck american politions

I think i should post more

so, what should i post about?