Another One

Went to school with my Pan flag tied around me like a cape and passed these two girls in the hall who were like 'Slay, go queen!'

And then this guy I passed not even a second later was like 'I’m an Ally and this b!TCH is gay'

I now have a new favorite quote.

I will always laugh at the ieatpastaforbreakfast Masky and whatever voice they give him because it’s just so GOOFY-

#They would be unstoppable 

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

Trophy husband

People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!

First ten pull after like three months and I got the two characters that I wanted,

Thank you lady luck

God of Contracts 🔶

Hey Sucrose buddy, you um okay there?

Some highlights from this year's Haunted Scare walk

I was a zombie in a graveyard

- The smallest commander Cody walked through

- 'I think I peed myself a little bit!'

-'I'm not scared!' *Screams of terror*

-A sumo wrestler, a witch, and Hatsume Miku walk into a graveyard

-'I want my mommy' 'I want my mommy too' some little kid and a teenager

-Chasing people

-I got a total of ten high fives from little kids

-*Tries to get a jump scare on me* 'Oh nevermind your scary'

-I think more people got scared of the fog machine than they did me

-Scaring Ghost from COD

-Scaring the absolute shit out of a person in a Shinobu costume

-Going up to a person in a Muchiro costume and asking where his sword was *Spoiler alert she ran the other direction*

-Seeing four different classmates and threatening them to do their homework

-To end the final night they played 'Five Nights at Freddy's' by The Living Tombstone

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3