I FINALLY GOT THEM

Red Boy:*vibrating out of his skin because he got to meet Nezha*

Nezha:*mentally creating a list of things Wukong really needs to teach the kid(stranger danger is high on the list, because it was pure luck that he only met nice people)*

S4 special spoilers kinda

HELP NOT MK MAKING A RED SON

Wukong: All right, everyone who thought I was Red Son's dad raise your hand!

Everyone: *raises hands*

Wukong: Red put your hand down!

Is it just me, or is waiting in the wings from the tangled series totally a Red Son song?

Me: *just chilling in class*

My brain: hey what if you made a super long oneshot with an AU about the Samadhi Fire. The five parts of it(the four rings plus Red Son himself) could represent the five stages of grief AND the five elements(because in jttw the Samadhi Fire is made of all elements and that's why it's inextiguishable and super powerful) and the rings took not ring forms and for example the blue ring could be depression and water(despite the obvious choice of having the dragon ring be the water one) and it could take the form of a fish and just imagine it swimming around in nonexistent water in a crater on the moon as if it's a lake, but it's really just swimming around in the air.

And so on, and they arent exactly conscious, but they are constantly trying to go back together, but the one that ended up in Ao Lie DOES have a teensy weensy tiny bit of consciousness and it can experience everything the current person it's in experiences and it hates it because the wanting to go back together again is way more painful like this that it can experience things, and you know just the general feeling of not being able to do anything, being locked inside a foreign body and having to see everything they see.

And Red Son would sometimes randomly get insane, like, immobilizingly painful flashes of pain(aka the pain of the samadhi fire (aka him) being ripped apart) and even more rarely he would, in his dreams, see flashes of what the dragon part sees and like-

I would like to share this specific doodle

Learning French made my brain melt so here a horrible joke:

What was sealed away on a Saturday?

The samedi fire

(Badum tsss)

I love kids shows, their plots are oftentimes very interesting and well thought out, more so than many shows meant for adults, but they can still stay lighthearted in the beggining, or some even manage to balance the serious plot and lightheartedness in later seasons too, but one thing I also like about them is that they are never sexual.

I am asexual, and cartoons and kids shows are sort of safe spaces for me where relationships can be lovey-dovey and just loving each other so much they explode and are not reduced down to just sex, and that is not the only thing keeping it together.

A lot of times I feel like in society and as consequence in media sex is placed higher than romance, and every cute loving comment just has to be followed by a sexual one, and I feel uncomfortable with that.

Media should have parts that are good for everyone. I myself love romance in media(im also cupioromantic), but there are a lot of arospec people who don't share that opinion. There should be more media where neither sex nor romance is present, but it still has everything media that does have those things does.

Or, hell, give us media where only romance or only the lack of it is present in non platonic relationships within the characters.

Give us representation, give us a wide variety of options, give us safe to watch comfortable shows.

Even in some fandoms of kids shows(I won't name them and it's not necessarily this one), the sex obsessiveness that makes me feel so bad is present.

So, out of spite I decided to make EVERYONE asexual, starting with my special interest: Lego Monkie Kid.

That's right.

From now on NO ONE is safe.

Red Son? Already headcanoned him as asexual but now he also gets to be sex repulsed. (and extremely in love with Mk but thats not relevant)

Mei? Ever since I got introduced to the concept I have been a full on aroace Mei truther. Fuck yeah girl, us aroace people rock

Mk? Also ace(and obviously madly in love with Red Son but that's also not relevant)

Sandy? Only thing he want to DO is help his friends, have tea and take care of his cats

Mo? What did you expect? He's literally a cat

Tang and Pigsy? Married ace couple who adopted Mk

The DBPs? Don't care that they have a kid. From now on the story is that they really wanted to have a kid but didn't want to do the do for it. They either made Red Son with magic(would check out with the whole Samadhi Fire situation if he was made from magic) or they're somewhere else on the acespec

Swk? Nu-uh.

Macaque? Nope.

No sex in this household bitches.

Spider Queen and her fellow spiders? They are literally purple and green, need I say more?

LBD? Too busy 'fulfilling her destiny' to have sexual attraction(plus occupied the body of a child)

Camel Ridge Trio? *laughs*

And so on and so forth. All of them acespec. ALL

Wukong @the DBPs:

okay if red boy beating up swk is canon in lego monkie kid... when in the timeline did red son beat up swk 😭😭 pre-sealing when he was a literal BABY or post-sealing when he was severely weakened.

this is a serious question. did swk get bodied by a baby or by someone at like a 5th of their true power .