Latest Posts by darsbw - Page 2

I got Jesus.

Spin a wheel to be assigned someone!

‘Twas the goes I thikn

“Ooooh we gotta deport the Mexicans! We gotta deport the Asians! We gotta-!” No. How about I deport YOU. Go back to Britain.

I don’t really want to be a girl but I’m not transgender because boy sounds way worse but I’m not neither and or slash in between because that’s not right so I have concluded that I must be an Eldrich horror beyond human comprehension or a deep sea isopod and there is no in-between

Meningitis.

Someone challenges me to a wizard duel and instead of fighting them I just keep saying “dodges” to everything he does

How dare you call him broken. He’s perfect just the way he is

I was freaking out and crying because I felt really upset and I couldn’t think of anything to draw and my grades are horrible and blah blah blah but then I doodled that silly guy from poppy playtime and now I’m good.

Ok im not a shipper, never really have been, I don’t really care whether you think somebody should be with someone or wether a character likes x or y (as long as it’s not weird or proshippy :/) but I just found out that the ship name for glisten x Rodger is REFLECTIVE DETECTIVE and I’ve never rooted for a mirror and a magnifying glass to kiss more in my entire life.

Me when I wit the Welch’s sparkling apple juice out da martini glass

It’s a travesty we didn’t have any silly straws

I feel so honored

Everyone gets a free trip to Costco to celebrate

Opinions on gender? /10 ofc

contender for most confusing ask i've received during 2025 already, that's my rating

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Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

OGMYGOD DONT FUKING DO DHISFZIDTIXGOCZOCZOCZOVUOFZO

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

𝓗𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮...

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

No… it can’t be…

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net

PAH!! There’s no way bro could be gman man without me knowing!

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net

Ooh I just thought of something

Blitzø could be Stan if ford is fizzaroli. I mean, it kinda makes sense, y know?

Ouuuugh

Move been thinking of all those gravity falls aus and I have a few ideas but I can’t decide on one thing:

Is Stanford more stolas coded or blitzø coded

Ouuuugh

Move been thinking of all those gravity falls aus and I have a few ideas but I can’t decide on one thing:

Is Stanford more stolas coded or blitzø coded

you should get into helldivers

Uhhhhh I don’t have steam.

Or a laptop.

Or a pc.

Can you get helldivers on PlayStation 2?

I feel indecipherable to everyone including myself and I hope my blog translates that well

THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like

Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!

Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!

Cop: why?

Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!

Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!

Bestie no don’t have a mental breakdown in the forest you’re too #girlboss for that

(Please click for better quality)

Aka @ckret2 I drew your son please stare at him

The sketch + a few silly doodles under cut!

As you can see the sketch was much more Emo but after I read the eclipse saga again I realized that he was actually less sad and more dissociative.

Yippie!!! Yahoo!!! Uh yeah silly guy I love drawing thank you @ckret2 for this beautiful thing

dark crystal who is your favorite in it go

THE CHAMBERLAIN!!!!! THE GUY!!! CORRUPTION AND DECEIT POWERS GO!!!!

Look at him he’s like a vulture with rabies if it learned to lie and uses the power for as much evil as possible with the company of only other vultures with rabies

Me. Me. Me Fr.

You get me. You understand.

I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.

Uh…. Idk but since he’s from msm I think he’s probably just like a large scrugly dog.

I’m also taking him with me because incisaur my beloved he is my autistic child and I will cherish him forever

@augustdrawscoolstufff @willowthefoxxo @staplegxnn @absolutelyzoned

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

Um the fucking WHAT ford???????

BLEED ON THAT THANG IM DYING

hawk tuah, bleed on that thang

Uh me and my brother were watching the dark crystal yesterday with my dad and he hated it when we talked over it so I used the notes app and forgot about it, this is what I woke up to:

I belive this was from the part where the sword in stone guys were bullying deet.

Uh…

I can explain.

I can't answer all the trick or treats I'm sorry. Here is a bowl of candy. Honor system, don't take more than your fair share 🫵