“I once brought up mothman in class and you could see him get visibly angry and say ‘don’t play poker with him’ before muttering something about 10 dollars. He then disappeared for, like, 5 days and when he came back he had a giant moth antenna and ten dollars sitting on his desk. 5/5 dunno what his deal is but I’m pretty certain he could kill god.”
Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be
And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor
I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:
“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”
“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”
And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”
you should get into helldivers
Uhhhhh I don’t have steam.
Or a laptop.
Or a pc.
Can you get helldivers on PlayStation 2?
Caught in 4k
Welp….this AU has consumed my life lol
And if you don’t know already this AU belongs to the amazing, talented, and wonderful @babyblankyerror
for 3 months i had a blog called @sycamorality-evil that was just your blog but the theme is edited to be yours but red and "evil" but i deleted the sideblog
i didn't know my anons were a confession booth
Even better: it actually kills bill and everything goes back to normal.
au where in response to the end of the world and his family being missing for days stan says fuck it and decides to roll the infinity die
@creatures-in-posts is this creature satisfactorily goopy
the world is in peril, and people are hurting
but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.
source
me, trying to drink my orange juice: lalala i dink my oange
the treacherous trachea:
Ok im not a shipper, never really have been, I don’t really care whether you think somebody should be with someone or wether a character likes x or y (as long as it’s not weird or proshippy :/) but I just found out that the ship name for glisten x Rodger is REFLECTIVE DETECTIVE and I’ve never rooted for a mirror and a magnifying glass to kiss more in my entire life.
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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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