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Hozier is sexy, but you know what else is?

being emotional and mentally healthy, go to therapy, dear!

Don’t you just love Hozier?

the fact that they actually put so much effort into the details of The Bear actually makes me want to go eat glass--it's so good it's so subtle.

The fact that Richie only ever wears trackpants, "The Beef" merch, and one (1) leather jacket throughout the ENTIRE show, the fact that Carmy and Sydney wear the same brand of clogs, the fact that Richie and Carmy smoke the same kinds of cigarettes the fact that Sydney and Carmy both have the single digit passwords on their phone the fact that Marcus is constantly wearing teh same clothes bc he's sleeping at the restaurant the fact that Carmy owns one (1) jacket and hat aside from his work uniform.

The fact that richie clearly has the money for better clothes (that perfectly tailored suit during the date) but that the only other character (I can remember) that wears exclusively The Beef merch was Mike. The fact that COVID is brought up as being a rough enough time that Richie had to start dealing coke in the alley to make ends meet the fact that Carmy's apartment is filled with cookbooks and that Sydney's favorite meal was made by Carmy and that Carmy calls everyone Chef because that's a French Laundry concept (you don't use sir, or ma'am, you use "Chef" while working in the kitchen--even for the dishwashers--because you are working together in a ktichen and every member of the staff no matter how insignificant seeming is vital to your food production).

The fact that both Carmy and Syd eat Marcus' doughnuts off the floor and silently clearly enjoy them and that it's not even barely brought up just shown to us--or the fact that Carmy's apology to Sydney and Marcus is clearly such a struggle for him but he grits his teeth and they both understand that and appreciate it without a word and he respects the fact that they're still upset with him and that it's deserved.

It's the clear love for cooks vs chefs, the fact that the staff of the Beef have to learn to work with Carmy and Syd's strategies but that Carmy and Syd also have to take pages from them, the fact that all these characters are assholes but taht each of them have reasons and are completely understandable if you just look a little deeper just--

ITS REALLY GOOD OK??

I would fight a fucking army for Syd and maybe it’s because Carmy allowed the others to act like trash. Or that she put up with so much bullshit trying to implement his brigade. Or, despite being tiny, she doesn’t back down from anyone and inserts herself into disputes to de-escalate even if they’re teetering on violence.

Because it’s something so fascinating about one of the smallest people in the kitchen not backing down to tall, aggressive men. When Richie was in her face and episode 7 and she got this crazy look in her eyes like she was with the shits and would take him on.

Or how she just spoke her mind to Carmy as she was quitting and wasn’t afraid or stuttering and hedging her words. Just straight up told this man he was a piece of shit.

And how she got into those mobsters faces and made them introduce themselves and didn’t use violence to de-escalate.

She also talks in this unique way where she’s constantly trying to talk to people in a calm, approachable way, but it’s laced with this frankness like when she was telling Sweeps the floor was so dirty she could slip. Or telling Tina she didn’t have time to fuck around.

But she’s also vulnerable and is trying her best and does everything in her power to make sure things run smoothly.

And my response to her i so visceral because I relate so much to her. I’ve been that person at times. And it’s often a position black girls and woman are put into in work and life. We have to know how to navigate situations all while keeping or cool or standing up for ourselves because we only have ourselves.

So, yes, Syd can fuck up in my book and not apologize. She can say he daughter thinks he’s a fucking loser, and then stab him.

Syd has done more in the handful of months she’s worked than however long Richie has been employed at his “delicate fucking ecosystem.” Which is only delicate because of whatever was going on with Micheal and Richie sure as hell doesn’t know how to run a business.

Because even if Syd did something wrong, no she didn’t.

And, as much as I love Carmy, I don’t give a shit that she didn’t apologize for the kitchen kerfuffle.

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK 

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

Okay, but hearing Doc Ock tell Tobey's Peter, “You are all grown up now, my dear boy,” made me cry my eyes out because it made me realize that I've also grown up since the first Spider-Man movies

I am not American but I relate to the sentiment.

Being an American right now is so fucked up. Like hi I'm living my life. I'm gay. I'm doing great. My government is trying to take away my human rights. I can vote but it might not do anything because of gerrymandering. Sometimes people here deliberately spread deadly viruses because Freedom. We're told this is the best country in the world. I can't escape. I don't want to leave. I want to escape. I love the land itself. The government is like five steps from actively trying to kill me. We have brand new lawmakers who better understand the will of the people. The highest court in the nation is rigged to side with fascists. I'm graduating soon and I have an incredible life ahead of me. My planet is dying.

What the hell do I even do, man

godddd shiv’s face when she realizes……

Loving Harry Potter is not equal to agreeing with JK and her beliefs.

Look, I understand it is difficult to separate Harry Potter from JK, and to some extent you shouldn’t, because it’s important to acknowledge the racism and homophobia in there and the connection to an actively anti-trans person. However telling people that engaging in the Harry Potter fandom is being actively anti-trans and a red flag is just wrong. Should we do everything in our power to keep money away from her, absolutely, but to stop engaging with her works altogether is not a solution, villainizing those who do care about her works really isn’t one either. Especially because this approach is actively stripping people of sometimes their entire body of interest and childhood, which is incredibly hurtful, and should not be necessary. I understand it’s different because JK is alive and speaking these opinions now, but if this was the case with everything, there is almost nothing older than 5 years old that we could ever engage with. If you need to step away from the fandom and anything related to it that is your choice, but do not expect other people to do that same thing just because you consider it necessary. My life would not have been what it is if not for Harry Potter, and that doesn’t mean I’m not doing my best to approach and deal with it carefully, but I will not let JK’s bullshit opinions completely ruin something so important to me, and I should not have to. I also will not be told it means that I share those opinions for doing so.

where are all the other people who think that greg is just a human worm 🪱

society if supernatural was about kevin, claire, and jack (full 1 / 2 / 3) [ID in next reblog]

Hawkeye lockscreens

Like or reblog if you save <3

Please don’t repost

this is entrapment

That Ben Affleck was Adele all this time has left me amazed. Truly his greatest role.

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

The hawkeye trailer just dropped and...

Y'ALL WILL THERE BE AN AVENGERS' MUSICAL IN THERE !!?!?!?!?!?

you know how mathematicians have the journal of recreational mathematics, right? where they publish stuff like, ‘oh i found this cool property of this one seemingly boring number’, or, ‘this is literally nonsense but it sounds ~scientific~’ and it’s all great fun to read?

well

behold, the journal of recreational linguistics

with such delightful papers as ‘tennis puns’, ‘animals in different languages’, and ‘gifts from a homonymous benefactor’

excuse me while i go read all 50 volumes in one sitting

fucks sake

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

i'm sorry i can't handle how much alex looks like cas in this pic sjkkslfjk

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears

When someone uses Reader instead of Y/N and for some messed up reason you miss it.

Now this is how you win a Fandom and make sure that they love you before your movie releases.

Oh thank fkn god they are better😭. Whatever it was I really hope they make past it🥲🥲🥲.

"There will be peace when you are done"

Guys the Key operative here is "when you are done".

Don't you see? we will never be done so peace is out of the question 🥂.