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Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!

Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I don’t even know if it’s good anymore. I haven’t slept in two days.

Writer says: Wow, real life’s getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.

Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up ‘til 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no one’s mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.

Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!

Writer means:  WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT

Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad it’s finally done!

Writer means: I don’t know if this is good or not. I honestly don’t fucking know. I’ve read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldn’t look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but I’m not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.

Writer says: Thanks for reading!

Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me you’re out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.

Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! :)

Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You don’t know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER 

Writer says: What’s gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee ;)

Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. What’s my plot? I don’t know. I feel no emotion.

Writer says: Please leave a comment! It helps me write!

Writer means: I am begging you to leave me a comment because I swear it’s the only thing that’s keeping me motivated right now, I hate the work I put out and I need reassurance that people are actually enjoying this.

Writer says: I hope you enjoyed that chapter, big things are coming up! ;)

Writer means: Buckle up bitches, someone’s gonna die.

Writer says: I know I’ve missed a few updates, but I swear I plan on finishing this story! 

Writer means: *high pitched eternal screeching*

Writer says: Here we are at long last! This has been one wild ride. I want to thank you all so much for your support and love, I adore each and every one of you. I am so happy to say that this story has come to a wonderful close.

Writer means: My body is numb. Voices call out to me from the void, but I can no longer hear them over the beating of my racing heart. I am stressed to the point where I feel no relief. The story is done. It’s fucking DONE. I loved it, I hated it, it was a fucking storm of horror and pain. I can no longer see color. Now I can at last relax and…wait……wait a second………..holy shit I just thought of the best idea for a one-shot that’s totally gonna turn into a 50 chapter slow burn AU fic leT’S FUCKING DO THIS

me thinking about someone holding me close to their chest/in their arms:

sir these are my emotional support 120 tabs of unread fanfiction

Richard Hayden Fluff Alphabet

 Pairing: Richard Hayden x Reader

Word Count: Roughly 3,180 words

Author’s note: Hey! This is definitely something I didn’t expect to write lmao. I haven’t been in a writing mood lately, but after getting into David Spade again I knew I had to throw something together. Good news though! That means that I’m finally motivated to work on my other WIP’s! So expect those requests to be finished soon :)) Your girl threw this together pretty fast ngl, so hopefully it doesn’t suck lmaoo

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

If there is anything that Richard loves to do, it’s activities that leans more on the physical side. As much as he loves academic pursuits, he can get tired of trying to maintain the persona of ‘the bookworm/nerd.’ When it comes to activities he enjoys doing with you, it really just depends on what type of person you are. If it’s physical, his go to activities include fixing up vintage cars, dancing, cycling, painting, and whatever else you enjoy doing. If it’s more mental, then he enjoys laying back, reading, doing crafts, or learning something new with you.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

If their is one thing that Richard admires about you physically, it’s your hair and eyes. Being a person interested in astrology, Richard knows that the eyes and hair can tell a lot about a person’s personality and self. And your’s show a person with a breathtaking personality. 

And something that he really loves about you is your ability to be accepting, creative, passionate, and unabashedly yourself. You never failed to accept all parts of him, whether they were good or bad. And when you figured out the situation with this hair, you never once faltered on your love and acceptance for him. Which he appreciates more than you know. 

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Richard has definitely been at some low points in his life. Whether it be with his career, personality, or looks, he's been through it all. So if there's something be knows well, it's definitely a person in dire need of love and support.

When you're feeling down Richard focuses on the main thing you need at the moment. As much as he wants to listen and be supportive, he first has to deal with your body's needs. Having an anxiety attack? Do some breathing exercises, ground yourself, and take a bite of a lemon. Chest pain and irritable stomach from holding in all your negative emotions? Take a second to dance, cry, and release the negative thoughts. Then, when all that is said and done, he'll sit down with you and figure out the best way to solve your problems.

D reams -  How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Being a small town, settle down type, Richard has always seen you two having a small wedding with all your loved ones followed by having a few children. Although he never really planned to find 'the one,' you turned his life around and showed him that he is good and secure enough to finally start living the life he always wanted. And now that he knows you'll love him forever (hair or no hair), he's confident in the quiet life you'll soon live.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or are they rather passive?

As much as he wants to be dominant and feel in control in the relationship, we all know his scrawny ass could never 😔. And we all know he would love to have someone dominate him. That being said, he loves the challenge that comes with both of you fighting for dominance. But he’s more than willing to calm down and allow you to take control more often than not. 

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How is their fighting?

Being the prick he is, especially with his mars in aries, it will definitely take Richard a while to calm down and discuss arguments with your. While fighting, he is vicious and acts like a wounded animal. None of it is really intentional, he just gets too heated too fast and gets caught up in his emotions. That, added to an inability to express his emotions properly at the moment he feels them, makes him a bit difficult in fights. 

That being said, once he calms down and feels the guilt of his actions he immediately comes back to you and spews out an apology. If your fight was especially bad, he’ll end up setting up a nice dinner for both of you and let out a heartfelt apology. He loves you with everything he has in him, but he’s still dealing with processing and expressing a variety of feelings (plus he’s a man lmao).  

G ratitude - How grateful are they they in general? Are they aware of what there s/o is doing for them?

With his string of luck and life choices, Richard is very grateful for all of the good things he has in his life; especially you. He understands first hand how fast life can turn sour, so he doesn’t take a second of his life for granted once he meets you. 

He knows how much effort you’ve put into y’alls relationship and is aware of how much of impact you’ve had on his life and personality. And for everything that you do, he is deeply appreciative. And he tries to return that energy back to you 100% every day you two are together. 

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

After you figured out his secret about his hair, he knew that he could trust you with everything else. The only thing that he keeps to himself really are secrets that deal with surprises for you. Besides that, he shares relatively everything that concerns him.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

In a way, you both change different aspects of each other; while Richard makes you more sarcastic and ambitious, you make Richard more laid back and wholesome. But when you mix, there seems to be a harmonious balance of the perfect personality. 

Furthermore, you help each other work through personal trauma and make sure that the other isn’t falling into a bought of negative emotions. That strengthens your relationship while also making you both better versions of yourself. 

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Being the sarcastic prick and insecure person he is, Richard is definitely someone who gets jealous easily. To him, you could have anyone you wanted; someone with hair, a better build, and definitely with a better personality. And when he sees you with a man that possess all of those things, he tends to get pretty jealous. 

But he never takes that out on you. He knows that you would never cheat on him or avoid communicating your intentions. When a situation like this comes up, he usually takes a moment to contemplate his insecurities, stews in it for while, then brings it up to you. When that’s all said and done though, you both usually curl up and remind each other how much you both love and appreciate each other. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like? + 

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Overall, Richard is actually a pretty decent kisser. He moves in just the right ways and knows how to avoid being excessive. Additionally, with the love that he puts behind every kiss, he makes you feel loved and appreciated with every languid motion. 

The first kiss you two shared was after a company party when you took him home to watch a movie. You both got bored of waiting around and doing nothing at the party, so you left to do something more fun together. After sitting on the opposite ends of your couch, you both started to slowly inch closer and closer to each other. By the time you both started cuddling together, he felt as though the time was perfect to lean in and risk it all. 

And when he gripped your chin, pulled you in, and placed a slow kiss to your lips, you both knew that you wanted to turn this official. 

That being said, he still wanted your consent on if things would truly turn official or not. After letting out a whispered confession of love to you, you both thought it wise to discuss your newly developed relationship. 

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? 

Getting married is a definite for Richard. He doesn’t care what kind of wedding it is or when it happens, he just wants everybody to know that you’re his and that he’s yours. 

Not one to be overly dramatic or public about an important moment, Richard proposes to you while you two are on a camping trip together in the mountains. You had both just woken up and began drinking your coffee on a log by one of the lookouts. With the rising sun hitting your eyes an hair in all the right points, he knew that he had to propose; it was the perfect moment. Not even his nerves could prevent him from doing it.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

With this man’s wit and sarcasm, he never fails to have new and creative nicknames for you. Usually though, your nicknames depend on the type of mood he’s feelilng.

Sarcastic? My sweet turtle dove. Affectionate? Sweetheart. Playful? Sugar/Angel Face.

It just depends :)

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

When in love, Richard can act like a wistful and love-struck romantic. From afar, Richard can be seen sending you longing and affectionate looks. Furthermore, when you two are near each other, people pick up the way he always drifts really close to you and continuously reaches towards your hand.

While he has a tendency to act aloof and uncaring, Richard does make it a priority to tell you how much he loves you (as well as how radiant you look to him) at least twice a day. He never wants you to feel as though he doesn’t think you are anything less than deserving of all the love you can handle. Even if you two fight, he always puts aside his pride and remembers to tell you that he loves you. 

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

When it comes to PDA at the beginning of you two’s relationship, Richard wasn’t too much of a fan. He was still stuck in the mindset that he had a reputation to uphold; he couldn’t be seen being soft and mushy, he had to be suave and respectable. But as you guys’ relationship progresses he begins to appreciate showing you love no matter the situation. 

If you were to ask one of his coworkers on how he’s changed since being with you, they would definitely point out the fact that he has softened up considerably. He doesn’t care too much about his ‘reputation’ as much since he only focuses on showing you affection during the moments where it fits. By the time you two create a well-rounded relationship, he begins to casually brag about you and how you are the most fantastic significant other anyone could meet. It gets a little annoying, but people find it endearing do a certain extent. (it’s still Richard we’re talking about here lmao)

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship

He understands astrology and a few other personalty based aspects of people, so he acknowledges all of your quirks down to a ‘T.’ He knows your communication style, love language, argument method, preferences, etc. just by a birth date and a few other factors. 

That being said, he also knows what things are particularly difficult to you, which helps when you aren’t able to communicate how you’re feeling on most occasions. (He has yet to learn how to solve his own problems with this quirk though)

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Once Richard knows that you love and support him unconditionally, he becomes the sappiest, most romantic person you’ve ever met. Although he has his cliché moments, Richard is usually creative with his methods on making you happy or keeping your relationship interesting. Most of which have to do with the office where you two work *wink* *wink*

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Being a man of high ambition and deep respect, Richard would love to help you reach your goals; no matter how big they seem. Especially if you are the same way with him. 

He knows how much success and respect can mean to a person, so he will do anything to help you achieve the things you want. One aspect that he likes most about you guys’ relationship, is that you both constantly work towards bettering each other. He believes that you were both meant for great things. And if you associate great things with living off-grid and become self-sustainable, then he’ll help you achieve that. 

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Richard appreciates a sense of routine in his life and relationship- especially when it comes to his well-being. But this is mainly linked to his underlying trauma from childhood and career. Not that he’ll ever admit this though, he’s got a reputation to maintain.

He’s never really been given the opportunity to feel free enough to be himself and act childish. It was always, ‘act too mature and professional’ or ‘be cold, distant, and ambitious.’ When you came along though, he finally felt secure enough to open up and be himself. Which, of course, led to trying new things in your relationship. He’s down to try anything if it makes you happy; cause when you’re happy, he’s happy. 

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Deep down, Richard is not the most empathetic person. He’s had to rely on himself for almost his entire life, so being able to read and cater to another person isn’t the easiest for him. Reading social cues on the other hand, is. That being said, his love for you runs deep and he’s willing to just about anything to make you happy. He’ll take notice of the little things you like and the gestures you’ve come to appreciate, and repeats those. 

Additionally, he understands that you aren’t responsible for his healing. He knows that he is responsible for a huge majority of it, so he takes note of your empathetic nature and uses it to heal not only himself, but you as well. 

When that’s all said and done, Richard comes to learn a lot about both of you and shocks all of his associates with how close you two have become over the years. 

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Richard values your relationship as much as he values air. Which definitely says something. The man doesn’t care that much about anything when it comes down to it (publicly that is), but he does care for you. And his is willing to quit his job, move across the globe, or do anything you wish just so that he can make you happy for even a second.

After he met you, nothing really mattered as much as you guys’ relationship. To him, those things were put on the back burner and wait. As Charles Aznavour sang, “Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears; And make them all my souvenirs; For where she goes I've got to be. The meaning of my life is she.”

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon

Richard has actually always wanted to have a child. Since he never had a father present in his life and repressed his inner child, he has always wanted to prove that he was better than his parents. That being said, he’d love to have a little girl over a son. Mainly because he knows she will bring out the softer side in him.

All in all, he just wants to nurture and care for a child that he knows will grow up to have a stunning personality and life. 

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

At heart, Richard is a man with a deep, passionate, and affectionate nature. He loves being close to you and enjoys laying back and spending some personal time together. He loves all sorts of kisses he receives from you. Whether they be short and sweet or long and languid, he loves them all. 

When it comes to the long and languid ones though, he loves to do them while you’re cuddling together. 

Is it because he knows it’ll lead to something more? Maybe....but he’ll never admit that. 

Plus, sometimes he just like being held so he knows he’s cared for.

Y earning - How do they cope when they're missing their partner?

Let's be honest, Richard can become a bit of a prick when you're not around. Since you both work together, everyone notices the day's where you’re absent; cause his toxic energy goes through the roof. Although he isn't insufferable, he definitely reverts back to his sarcastic and aggressive method of communicating and acting. But he can't really help it; (his mars is in scorpio 🙄 jk jk lmao) he doesn't have someone around to treat him right y'know? When he's alone though, he tends to get a bit melancholic and revert to sitting around and waiting for you. It isn't his proudest moment in life, but he’s trying to get used to the fact that you might not always be there. With that in mind, he copes the best way he knows how: by occupying his mind. Which is usually by working on his cars or cycling.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?

Similar to his career and the things he aspires to do in life, you are something that Richard will go great lengths for. Although Richard knows when to quit, committing to a task is something that isn’t unfamiliar to him. He will work night and day to please you and keep you happy. 

Need him to take the day off to help you with a task or take care of you? Done with no hesitation. Need more emotional support because of recent events? He’ll drop everything in seconds. To him, nothing is worth ruining the relationship you two have worked so hard for. 

Richard Hayden x Reader Playlist

Author’s Note: Just something I thought I’d throw together before posting some stuff I’ve been working on. I’ve been in kind of a writer’s block, and David Spade was the only person that could get me out of it lmao. Expect more Richard content as well as a Malcolm and Baileywick fic soon! 

Much Love :) xoxo

Superstar by Carpenters (How could I not include this???)

Back in Baby’s Arms by Patsy Cline

And I Love You So by Perry Como

Killing Me Softly With His Song by Roberta Flack

This Must Be Love by Phil Collins

Dance Me to the End of Love by Leonard Cohen

You Were Meant For Me by Jewel

I Love You Always Forever by Donna Lewis

No Myth by Michael Penn

Easy to Love by Sammy Davis Jr.

She by Charles Aznavour

Sex in the City by Hobo Johnson

If you are alright with this (This is my first time asking pwease dont hate me 🥺) Can you make a Baileywick x reader one shot?? If you have time or u wanna thx!

Ahhhh :(( i just realized I forgot to answer this! I would totally love to write one for you! :)) it's totally no problem, I'll add it to my list of things to write soon lmao

(edit, just realized I mixed up the characters lmao)

Feel free to send in more asks anyone 💕!

36 and Malcolm Tucker? If you wanna....? Up to you doe, no pressure and I hope you’re having a nice day either way

Yooo, I've been having a great day and this ask made it even better! Hope your having a nice day as well :) I'd totally love to do this! I haven't written for my boi Malc yet, but I think I can capture his vibe pretty good >:]👍

Also 👀 I wasn't sure which 36 you wanted so I'm just gonna do all these ones that had the same number lmao:

-"Stop apologizing for other people! You're not the shitty one!"

-"Electrical blackout"

-"We'll figure it out"

And

-"Dont Look Back"

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

Prompt List #5

Other Prompt Lists

“Have you ever kissed anyone before?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“You’re not hurting me, you’re not heavy. I’ve got you, love.”

Kissing on sofa, foreheads pressed together, breathy, soft tender.

“Sometimes I wonder if you even like me…it sure feels like you hate me sometimes.”

“You were supposed to be my friend. That’s all…that’s all I asked of you. To be my friend. To care.”

“I look at him/her/them and I just..it’s like when the Grinch’s heart grows three sizes.”

“I don’t…i’ve never…been in a relationship and i’m going to make mistakes…I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me.”

“You really thought I was dead?”

“I want to believe, I do…I just…how can I believe in something that I can’t see?”

“You didn’t tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I going to do?”

“I feel sick…so anxious and sick and like my heart is trying to beat its way out of my chest.”

“Can we just make a decision? Please?”

“You don’t know what you do to me, do you?”

“I just want you to be safe. That’s all i’ve ever wanted for you!” 

“I want you to be happy…even if its not with me.”

“I want to feel like this forever.”

“You give me a reason to be better, to do better.”

“God, you are so fucking cute.”

“I love you, but I need you to go away because you’re really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow.”

“I…I can’t do this without you.”

“Don’t forget me?” 

“You weren’t there…why weren’t you there?”

“I needed you! I needed you!”

“Now it’s over…I don’t really know what to do.”

“Do you ever think?”

“I’m going to die. I’m going to die with an absolute idiot!” 

“How can you drink that stuff?”

“Oh no…he’s/she’s/they’re cute.”

“I can’t talk to cute people, okay? I don’t know how to flirt!”

“Sometimes you love someone and you don’t want them to leave…because if they’re beside you, you can see that they’re safe and you can keep them safe. But, if they go somewhere without you…you might lose them”

“No one has a romantic bone in their body anymore! What happened to playing songs outside windows, glitter and sparkles on handmade Valentine’s cards, dancing in the rain!? What happened?!”

“I can’t imagine my life without you in it. You are so important to me, you are such a big part of my life, that I just…I can’t imagine you not here.”

“I just want you to be happy…”

“You don’t have anything to be sorry for.”

“Stop apologising for other people! You’re not the shitty one!” 

“I want someone I can melt around. I want someone who melts around me too…I don’t want this standoffish, unromantic love that you’re offering. I want more than that.”

“I want to write you poetry, to write songs about you and draw your portrait! I want to make things for you! It frustrates the hell out of me hat I can’t draw and I can’t sing or write or play instruments or paint…You inspire me so fucking much…”

“You don’t own her/him/them. You don’t get to choose who they choose. I don’t get to choose who they choose. No one, but them, gets to make that decision.”

“Stop being a fucking dick.”

“That’s another way of saying you’re an arsehole.” 

“Can anyone else hear those Jumanji like drums? Or is it just me?”

“God, I love your face.”

Twirling a strand of their hair

Foreheads pressed together, breath intertwining, slow, content affection

“Please don’t say that about yourself. Please don’t believe that. You’re so much more than that. You’re so…”

“I’m only important when you need something from me.”

“I am fed up of half measures. I deserve better”

“Don’t look at me! I’m a mess!”

“I love it when you’re a mess!”

“Please stop rolling your shirt sleeves up, it’s terribly distracting”

“I don’t think you’re annoying…I know…I don’t…I really like listening to and hearing what you have to say even if its a lot sometimes..”

“I just want to be swept off my feet…is that so bad? I’m fed up of being alone.”

One reaching for the others hand to comfort them, to provide support. A thumb brushing lightly against skin. 

Reciting poetry at the other in a dramatic and very public fashion

Those period shirts with the puffy sleeves and the deep v and one staring at the other like… oh no he/she’s hot. 

Heart eyes when the other talks, sings, dances, argues, does literally anything especially things which others make fun of them for or find annoying

“Oh, my ankle! I think it must be broken!” *wink* *wink*

“I want you to be proud of yourself. I want you to believe that you’re good enough because you are. You’re so amazing.”

“Did you get any sleep last night?”

“I haven’t slept since they/him/her left/died”

“You are an uncultured swine! There I said it!”

“I know I should be happy…I did well…I always do well…so why can’t I believe in myself?”

“Please do your homework, for me? Just one time…”

“I said one time, y’know…you didn’t have to actually start studying. Not that I’m not proud or anything.”

“Go big or go home”

“I’m already home.”

“I lost my wellie boot in the river…”

“I wish I knew who they were…”

“It was that bad here?”

“I look at you and I…I feel so sad because I love you but I also have been hurt so many times that I don’t think I can forgive and forget.”

Brushing hair from their face

Leaning into the others hand, turning their head and pressing a kiss to the palm

“I didn’t take you for the settling down type.”

Speaks in a terrible Shakespearean/Elizabethan style to woo/make the other laugh

“Should I go first or…do you want to go?”

“If you want to leave, we can leave.”

“I don’t want to ruin your party.”

“You could never ruin anything.”

“Your comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner.”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“I can finally understand why you call them your arch-nemesis…What. A. Dick.”

“Poetry isn’t supposed to be good, it’s supposed to make you feel things!”

“If you don’t get that stick out of your arse, i’ll do it myself and beat you with it.”

“Could you come get me?”

“Stop moving! I’m going to have to start counting all over again!”

“I just thought that since you weren’t feeling too good, maybe this would help.”

The one stumbling to the other’s front door after getting hurt/beaten up etc.

“Oh my heart it breaks! It shall never be whole again!” “She/He/They break up with you every other month. Shouldn’t it be used to the disappointment by now?”

“I thought you said no more dangerous stunts?”

“I’m not kissing you in the rain! We’ll catch our death!”

“Where’s your adventurous spirit?!”

“A walk in the woods might do you some good. Clear your head.”

“You have wronged me so bitterly…”

“Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?”

“Please get me away from him. He hasn’t left me alone all night and I am this close to committing a murder.”

“I apologise sincerely if my handsome/beautiful face has kept you awake all night.”

Massages but the sort that are actually practical and helpful. Like babe, you’re so uncomfortable let me help because you’re clearly in pain

“Would it help if I stayed?”

“So I had this really vivid dream…”

Summer Situational Prompts

1. Volunteering for a Dunk Tank Fundraiser

2. Napping in a hammock

3. Hanging out in a library or museum for the A+ air conditioning

4. Attempting to lounge at a crowded public pool

5. Summer block party

6. Popsicles

7. Walking around the house in your underwear because it’s too hot for clothes.

8. In charge of the grill at the barbecue

9. Picnic lunch

10. Pickup basketball

11. Tropical vacations

12. Sunset hikes

13. Unknowingly ending up at a nude beach

14. Booze cruise

15. Laid back kick back

16. Watching a summer blockbuster at an outdoor screening

17. Sundresses, rompers, and Bermuda shorts

18. Kayaking

19. Water parks

20. Getting drenched from a sudden summer thunderstorm

21. Camping

22. Road trips

23. Sunburns

24. Carnivals

25. Long days at the amusement park

26. Awkward tan lines

27. Concerts

28. Barefoot soccer in the yard

29. Lemonade

30. Summer bodies

31. Flying a kite

32. Climbing a tree

33. Flip flops

34. Pedicures

35. Reading on the porch

36. Electrical blackouts

37. Super soaker battles

38. Catching fireflies

39. S’mores

40. Laying out on a boat

41. Wasting a whole day playing video games

42. Seasonal food

43. Henna

44. Summer flings

45. Tire swings

creative process be like: 

yeah, i’ll write the next chapter, lemme just start another series and write a one-shot. now i’m ready for the new chapter, it’s going well, 3k words in, i just gotta write another one-shot for an entirely different fandom before i finish this,,

Lucky Love (1/3)

Pairing: Cedric the Sorcerer x Alchemist! Reader

Word Count: Roughly  words

Warnings: Mental health mention 

Notes: Oof, this took longer than I thought it would; sorry about that. I ended up making this into a three part series in order to pan out the story with a tad more detail, so more chapters will be posted soon! Hope you guys like it :) Feedback and requests are always welcomed <3 This ones for my boi @queen-of-british-tea !!!

“The secrets of alchemy exist to transform mortals from a state of suffering and ignorance to a state of enlightenment and bliss.”

― Deepak Chopra

“He wishes he were a skilled poet, it would fit his chosen image perfectly; the poor, tragic, tortured artiste. But he has no talent for words, neither for paints nor music; his uselessness is tremendously total.”

― Curtis Ackie

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Being born the daughter of Master Erwin, there was never a doubt that your destiny would be written in the stars. His blatant adoration for the universe beyond Earth’s doorstep had been clear to you from an early age and, given you were his only child, he desired nothing more than to pass all of his knowledge down to you. 

The only issue that arose with that desire was that your focus wasn’t entirely directed towards space; your ambitions were more...Earth-based. 

Completely unbothered by this fact though, your father set out on a journey to find the most fitting subject he could study with you. Because, in his eyes, your interests were his interests; and having a relationship with his daughter was far more important than any of the mysteries the vast and never-ending universe could hold. 

The search didn’t take as long as he expected though, because your likes and dislikes fit surprisingly well with a subject he was very familiar with in his schoolboy years: Alchemy. 

By interpretation, Alchemy is a “sort of terrestrial astronomy” that deals with all sorts of human and worldly aspects. Which fit both of your interests to a “T,” thankfully.

When that was decided, he began to introduce you to the magical world of alchemy and what it entailed. Each day he would offer new texts on Alchemy, Magic, and the universe as well as provide fresh insights on the universe’s effects on the human body. What filled you with the most intrigue though, was how you could use the items the world offered you in order to heal, change, and create other living organisms. So much so that you ended up working together to create a spell and potion that turns rocks into ravens.

Sadly, your passion for contributing to the world around you was so blinding that you completely forgot about how you would go about implementing that knowledge and passion.

That is, until you had been told you were to be sent off to a real academy by your mother. The one place you did not want to end up going.

That fact had left you slightly heartbroken since you could no longer spend your days endlessly pouring into Alchemical books and having passionate discussions with your father, but excited you with the prospect of a proper education…….One where you would have to attend a school that had none of your friends. One where you would have to spend all of your days and nights toiling over the assignments your teachers assigned to you. One at Hexley Hall.

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After two hours of travelling to the esteemed ‘Academy of Wizardry,’ you had begun to feel stiff and in dire need of a decent stretch. Even if it meant standing outside in the chill September wind. 

At this point though, you were willing to do anything to rid your body of its mental and physical stress. Up until now, the only thing that kept you distracted from the bile your anxiety had been threatening to dispel from your body was reading the book your father gave you: “Distilling Nature’s Secrets: The Sacred Art of Alchemy.” But you had already finished that in the first hour of the ride and were now left with the gnawing feeling of dread that came with being thrown into an unfamiliar environment; one where you wouldn’t have the comforting words of your father to calm you down.

Before you could drive yourself further into a sense of dread, the sight of a tower looming over a hill stole all of your attention.

Pulling yourself to the carriage’s window, you saw the place that you would be spending the rest of your childhood at: Hexley Hall. 

The school that would teach you everything you wanted to know about the ancient art of alchemy. 

Its windows glistened with evening dew and its structure held a contrast you were not familiar with until now. Growing up in Enchancia’s castle, you had only known modern, sleek, and upbeat architecture. Hexley Hall though, defied all of those tropes. It possessed intricate designs, a soulfully picturesque look, and an eerie aesthetic. One that you felt you could get used to. Especially if the inside held a matching look.

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After making a swift landing, you thanked your coachman, acquired your luggage, and began to make your way towards the crowd of fellow newcomers. 

The entire entrance to the school was bustling with excited new students, and their confused glances and demeanors were beginning to ease your anxious mind. Maybe everyone else was as 'in the dark' as you were...Maybe you weren’t alone in your strife.

That discombobulation you all possessed didn’t last long though, and soon enough you were all ushered in by what seemed to be one of the teachers. After being brought into the Great Hall for a brief rundown of how the school worked and who would be teaching you all, schedules were floated to their respective owners and maps of the school were provided to each student. 

Looking down at the map, each child had a glowing mark on where their assigned dorm was located. Ironically enough, yours was in the area dedicated to potioneers, alchemists, and other magicians dedicated to the physical arts. 

Dinner commenced shortly after introductions were made and, after a bout of awkward shuffling, you found a quiet location to eat and began your trek to your new dormitory.

By chanting a wandless spell to the map, an arrow led to your room where you began to unpack. 

Given you didn’t bring many items besides books and clothes, you quickly laid yourself down on the comfortable mattress and ran through the events of the day. Although you still hadn't met any friends yet, you did gain insight into the place you'd be spending the rest of your teenage life at.

Putting aside those thoughts, you curled around your pillow and fell into a blissful sleep. 

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Schedule: Year One- Semester One

Student: (y/n) Erwin

Study: Alchemy

Study Order

Breakfast

Class One: Potions

Class Two: Intro to Alchemy: The People, The Places, and The Items

Class Three: Intro to Magic: Wands and Guidelines

Class Four: Gnosticism, Occultism, and Esoteric Beliefs

Lunch

Class Five: Magical Creatures and The Human Spirit

Dinner

Looks about right, you thought to yourself as you made your way down to the Great Hall for breakfast. Although you would have preferred Alchemy as the starting class of your day, potions was definitely a good choice as well. 

What bothered you more than the order or your classes though, was who would have to interact with during these assigned classes. 

But that’s a problem for later, you thought to yourself as you devoured the first of many breakfasts at the Wizarding School of Enchancia. 

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Being the first person to class, you had the advantage of picking the best seat in the classroom. At least, that was what you hoped to happen until a mop of multi colored hair caught your eye. 

Although you didn’t mind the place he had sat in before you could choose, he was sitting in the spot next to the one you DID prefer. 

that doesn’t matter you thought, maybe he could be my first friend….He couldn’t be that bad could he?

You decided to try your luck and hesitantly tapped the young boy's right shoulder. Whipping his head around he gave you a questioning look that you assumed meant: "??? Can I help you?"

"Do you mind if I sit next to you? I like the feel of this corner and you don't look half as bad as the rest of our class."

His startled, yet hopeful, look gave you the impression he didn't get approached much. Let alone get told that he looked welcoming. 

Despite that though, his face softened and he said, 

"Really?....I suppose I don't mind." 

He cautiously lifted his palm to you and said, "My names Cedric. I'm coming here to become the next Royal Sorcerer. What about you?"

With a firm grip, you shook his hand and settled down into your seat. Taking out your schedule you replied, "(y/n) Erwin! I'm studying to become the Royal Alchemist!"

Gripping your chin with an inquisitive look, you added a quick, "You wouldn't happen to be related to Goodwyn the Great would you? I thought I recognized you at first, but I couldn't quite place from where…."

"Uhm….Yeah, I am. D-did you live at the castle as well?"

You fiddled with your papers until they were straightened properly and looked at him, saying, "Yep. My dad's the Royal Astronomer, so we get to live with him at the castle…..I've seen you around you know….I always meant to say hi, but your dad and sister seemed to take up most of your time."

He rubbed his wrists anxiously and let out a, "yeah, they tend to do that…...but I digress. Do wanna compare schedules? I don't have any friends either, and you don't seem that bad as well…."

Looking down at the schedule he gripped in his hand, you noticed that it didn't seem so far off from yours. You were both new to the school after all, so it made a tad bit of sense. Luckily you wouldn't have to split up very much for the next couple of years.

Schedule: Year One- Semester One

Student: Cedric Goodwyn

Study: Sorcery

Study Order

Breakfast

Class One: Potions

Class Two: Intro to Alchemy: The People, The Places, and The Items

Class Three: Intro to Magic: Wands and Guidelines

Class Four: Intro to Magic: Practice

Lunch

Class Five: Magical Creatures and The Human Spirit

Dinner

Surprisingly, it seemed as though you would be seeing a lot of each other. Which didn't seem to bother either of you that much. After confirming your new friendship and planning your day out together, you both set up your supplies and began your first class of the day.

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After cleaning up your respective area of the shared potions table, you reminisced on how well the class had actually gone. Despite both of you being new, you and Cedric seemed to work in a sort of synchronized state. Even your teacher pointed out how good you two were together. This had made you both proud, but you noticed that it had made Cedric especially happy. 

Given the way that he had acted and responded to your questions, you inferred that his home life…..probably wasn't that great. Especially if the tiniest amount of praise made his day ten times brighter.

Which is why you had made a vow to yourself that you would do everything in your power to make him realize his self worth. After all, not everyone had a supportive father and family like you did. 

Picking up the last of your mess, you threw your bag over your robbed shoulder and asked, “Would you mind if I sat with you in our other classes as well today? I’m not really…..friends with anyone else here yet and we seem to make a good team. Plus, you seem really sweet.”

“I’d love to!,” he said in an excitable raised voice. His face broke out in a flustered blush at how desperate he sounded and quickly let out a, “I mean, if that’s what you want to do…”

To that, you chuckled and lightly punched his shoulder saying, “Of course I would you dork. Now let's hurry up so we can get the best seats in our next class."

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After that day, the two of you were like two peas in a pod. Whenever you both had a class, were going somewhere, or ate, you were attached to the hip. Even teachers knew that, if they couldn’t find one of you, they wouldn’t find the other either as well. 

For you two, there was never a subject left unstudied, never a prank left undone, and never a conversation left undiscussed.

It started off with you both teaming up in your shared classes, meeting for meals, and talking on the way to class, but soon branched off outside of school. 

With coaching from you, and years of positive reinforcement on your end, Cedric had been coaxed out of his hesitant and neglected shell. All it took was one fond look and a caress of his hair from you and Cedric was turned into mush. The love you showed him through the years made him see that not everyone was out to get him. And not everyone was untrustworthy. 

In summary, you brought hope in humanity back into his life. Something that he surely would have gone off the deep-end without.

To others, it seemed as though you had put him under a spell and transformed him into a new man; Cedric had never felt so confident in his life.

 Especially since he never had anyone to support him. Until you, that is……

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(Year 7 at Hexley Hall)

Flicking your wand in a cursive “J” formation, you pointed your wand at the painted black stone and whispered, “Avifors.” 

Within seconds, the rock morphed in size and began to take the shape of a sleek, black raven. 

Pecking the tip of your index finger, it cocked its head at you and turned to inspect Cedric.

Cedric, gazing back at the bird, looked absolutely stunned at the sight of this seemingly never-heard-of spell and immediately began to shift his eyes to you and then raven. He wasn’t sure where you had learned that, since you were only taking alchemy classes, but he was beyond interested in knowing.

“Merlin’s Beard! Did you make that spell up all on your own?”

“Not exactly,” you chuckled, “My father and I worked for days to come up with the correct spell and paint concoction when I was a child. But it worked out, and now I have a way to create any type of bird to do my bidding!”

Setting his chin in his palm, he began to gaze fondly at the scene in front of him and think about all the things he has yet to learn about you. 

“Would it be alright if you taught me that spell? I know it’s yours and everything….. but it’s too bloody brilliant to be left unpracticed.”

“Sure!.......I'll write it down for you by tomorrow.”

You blushed and stared down at your feet. Showing him you and your father’s spell had made you nervous at first, thinking he would find it childish compared to his studies. But his unwavering attention in it showed you that maybe it wasn’t that bad after all…..

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After that day, you knew that you were in love with Cedric. He had been with you at every step of the way through your years at Hexley Hall, and you knew that he would be there for you for days to come. Working at Enchancia’s castle wouldn’t stop the bond that you both had formed over the years. Especially since you two would be working close together. 

With each other until the end, that’s what you both had promised one another. 

‘If only it was in a romantic sense,’ you thought to yourself, gazing up at the great expanse in the night sky. 

With a huff of a laugh, you kicked the rocks in front of you. 

As if…………..

Silvanus Kettleburn Fluff Alphabet

Pairing: Silvanus Kettleburn x Reader

Word Count: Roughly 3,506 words

Author’s note: I?? Have?? Not?? Seen?? Any?? Works?? For?? This?? Precious?? Hufflepuff?? Man?? So sad *sigh*

If you guys have any characters that you would like to see me write a fluff alphabet for, I would be glad to do so! Hope you Kettleburn fans enjoy this lmao

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

As is to be expected, Silvanus loves any activity that deals with magical creatures. Since he takes care of only a few for a living, he likes to bring you on trips to find and observe more obscure and less appreciated creatures. 

Despite him being so focused on magical creatures, he does enjoy flying his broom with you and enjoying the scenery at and away from Hogwarts. He also loves indulging in your hobbies as well. Whatever makes you happy, usually ends up making him feel overjoyed as well. 

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Silvanus admires your unwavering love and commitment to him the most, to be honest. He never thought that he'd meet someone that would appreciate and love him the way that you did; never mind the fact that he'd find someone who desired to be in his company. Too many times has he been the subject of ridicule and never looked at in a positive light. Because of his reckless determination in studying and caring for magical creatures, not many individuals fancy his company. You, though, have defied all expectations and stuck with him through thick and thin. And for that, he's so very grateful. 

Appearance wise, Silvanus loves your smile and how it touches every aspect of your face. To him, your smile reassures him that he is valid and can be taken seriously. Furthermore, it reveals how happy you are to be around him and share in his interests. He really needs to be reminded of your love, and to look at your smiling face reveals all he needs to know. 

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

When his s/o feels down about a certain matter, or is facing a sudden bout of bad mental health, his first instinct is to comfort you and then aim to find solutions. If you're in a public place when a panic attack occurs, he'll immediately steer you away from the crowd into a secluded area and then instruct you to follow your exercises in order to calm down. Once you've reached a decent equilibrium, he'll begin to hug you and soothe any worries that seem to be bothering you. When all else fails though, he has a way with making you laugh without fail every time. 

Overall, he's very empathic and will pick up on anything you may be needed at any given time. 

D reams -  How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Ever since he first met you, Silvanus had known he wanted a future with you. Once he started his relationship with you though, he knew he wanted more. Although children had never been a serious topic that he had considered, you had changed that opinion very quickly. After your marriage, he brought up the idea to you and waited till see your opinion on the matter before he did anything serious. If you didn't want any children, he may be disheartened for a while, but will ultimately accept it given a bit of time. If you say yes though, he will be over the moon. Lord knows he needs someone as excitable as he is for company. 

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or are they rather passive?

Although he doesn’t intentionally do it, Silvanus is usually the more dominant one in you two’s relationship. With his excitable nature and drive to please you, he usually takes the more dominant role in the relationship. But he is more than willing to have you take control over things. 

Overall, he just lets his passion flow and goes along with how it ends up.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How is their fighting?

If a fight occurred between the two of you, it would have to be very serious. Usually you two can discuss issues in a clear and effective manner, but occasionally something will pop up that will make your emotions take control. When that happens, your fight usually lasts for a couple hours and includes a heavy yelling match; after you two finish and calm down though, you come back to each other and deal with the issue properly.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

In general, Silvanus is beyond grateful. Whether it be for life, other people or you, he is just glad to be able to walk through life and experience all of its joys. His injuries left him with an appreciation for life and for the people that have helped him through the years. 

You have been there for him in both the good and bad times since you two met, and he could never repay the amount of happiness you have made him feel over the years. And he is aware of that every day he wakes up. 

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Since you two do not have a lot of free time and are always at school or with each other, there isn’t much he can, or would, hide from you. After years of being together, he feels as though he can confide in you for a number of things and trusts you to hold even his darkest of secrets. And he knows that you would do the same when it comes to him.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helping them overcome personal problems?

Although Dumbledore states that his injuries were the source of his new mellow attitude on life and teaching, everyone knows that it was really you that changed him for the better. You act as his metaphorical stabilizer and help him find a calmer medium rather than let him go into situations unhinged. Although you didn’t change his overall personality, you did help him work through his weaker aspects and reach an ideal form of himself.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Given the amount of major injuries he has sustained over the years, he knows that there are numerous other candidates that you would be better suited with. He doesn’t think of himself as conventionally attractive, but his usual excitability calms his insecurity. 

You have been with him for years, so he knows that a person making you laugh at a stupid joke isn’t enough to steal you away from him. It still makes him nervous though. One can never know when love is involved. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

In terms of kissing, Kettleburn's can only go one of four ways: short and sweet, slow and languid, fast and excited, or hard and passionate. Depending on the situation and where you are, the most common ones to get from him are either the slow and languid ones or the short and sweet ones. He usually doesn't have a lot of time during the school day, but when he does he stops by you and gifts you a short and sweet kiss on the nose, cheeks, then mouth. The younger kids find it kind of disgusting, but the older ones have come to think of it as oddly adorable. Once you two are alone though, he draws the kisses out to be longer and more love filled. Those times are definitely his favorite, and when the end  he can't help but feel a little sad.

What can he say though? Your kisses are rather addicting.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Unlike others, Silvanus knew you were the one for him almost immediately. Most people are put off by his passion and excitable personality, but not you. You were receptive to his interests and let him rant about anything and everything. 

When trust was gained, he started to look towards you more when he had to make certain decisions. Your opinion and input means a lot to him, and he doesn’t want you to forget that. 

It wouldn’t be until he saw you care for his magical creatures that he would realize his true feelings for you though. Besides other Magizoologists, he has never had a friend that acted so compassionate and unaffected by the various creatures he took an interest in. (Even Chimaeras) And he wasn’t gonna let someone like you slip through his fingers.

Which is why, when you were putting some Nifflers in their makeshift home to get some sleep, he pulled you into a fond hug and connected your lips. 

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Marriage is a definite when it comes to Silvanus. After two to three years of being together, he decides that he wants to be there for you through thick and thin and seal the deal. To propose, he uses the aid of his magical creatures and some entertaining spells he learned just for the occasion.

The night he proposed to you, he took you to visit one of his favorite spots in the Scottish Highlands and set up one of your favorite dinners. After a night of aesthetic visuals, delicious food, and interactions with native magical creatures, he finally let the question slip. And only when you said yes did he finally break out in tears and laughter. 

Being married to Kettleburn would not be too different from a regular relationship to be honest. The only difference is the joy he and you get when you’re able to say that you are each other’s husband/wife/etc.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Out of all the names that Silvanus could call you, Sunshine, Dear, and Mo Leannan are his favorite. He loves to remind you of how happy you make him and if he can include a nickname into that then he is more than happy. Plus, he loves the look on your face when he calls you them. The blush that spreads across your checks brightens his day significantly. 

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Although Kettleburn seems to be on cloud nine almost 24/7, nothing could be farther than the truth. He is hit by boughs of depression, anxiety, insecurity, and irritation when faced with various different situations. Whenever he gets into those funks though, he just switches his attention onto both of you guys' love for eachother and immediately has his mood raised. When in love, Kettleburn makes it the most obvious thing in the world. Even after years of marriage you both act as though you're in your honeymoon stage of your relationship. Outside of class, he'll seek you out in order to just spend time together. More than enough times has he been spotted sitting in on your classes and, essentially, being your own personal teaching assistant. Not that it bothered you though; you got to spend more time with the love of your life and also got some help teaching your rowdy students. What could possibly be bad about that?

Given his profession, Silvanus expresses his love through physical affection as well with spoken affection. He doesn't want to make any action unclear when it comes to you knowing your worth to him. And if that means being as clear as possible with his actions, it's a price he's willing to pay.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Yikes, where to start. Kettleburn is very upfront about his relationship with you, and will not shut up about it. You have been such a vital aspect in his life and to not hold you in such high praise makes him feel a tad guilty. After the first hundred times of him ranting about you though, many professors start to get annoyed. They think that his pure love for you is admirable, but they don’t need every conversation to be centered around that. 

Silvanus has no qualms about showing his love for you in public. Although he doesn't wish to embarrass you, he can’t help but express his love for you. You’ve meant so much to him for so long, and if he mistreated that built trust he would be devastated. 

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship

Silvanus is essentially an empath at this point, so understanding you and your feelings is fairly easy to him. Furthermore, he has a way of deflecting attention off of you when you feel pressured or self conscious, which helps you significantly. All the little things he does for you aids the bond you both have developed and maintained over the years. You've even developed most of those skills as well, given you aren't as skilled at them as he is. When it comes to being the ultimate sidekick though, Silvanus has always got your back. 

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

In terms of being serious, Silvanus is not an expert. He can be undoubtedly romantic, but his actions are usually ones of excitement and passion. Which is something that you’ve come to enjoy over your years together. He is courteous, compassionate, and undeniably quirky. lmao Everything action he makes doesn’t get made without you in mind. To make you happy, he offers little trinkets he created for you, entertains you with stories from both of your pasts, sets aside time for both of you to enjoy, and lets you aid him with the care of his magical creatures.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Given the fact that you’ve helped achieve so much in his field (in Hogwarts and the wizarding world), Silvanus has sworn to help you advance in yours in any way that he can. And, although he is not the best in (y/f/s), he offers you so much support it’s overwhelming. He has made a number of influential acquaintances over the years, so getting you help from better resources is somewhat easy. Needless to say, he is, and always be, your number one supporter. 

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Although he can handle a routine, Silvanus adores spontaneity and spicing up your relationship. He loves the thrill of trying something new and getting out of his comfort zone; whether it be in the bedroom or in pda, he loves living for the moment. It isn’t something that he needs though. Anything that makes you uncomfortable instantly puts him off. He’s only willing to go as far as you want and can easily adapt to your wants and needs. 

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Given how well Silvanus handles magical creatures, as well as the fact that he dedicates his life to understanding and helping them, it is fair to say that he is exceedingly empathic. 

He knows almost all of your quirks and, given you’ve been married for over ten years, he has a great grasp of your unique routines. Whenever you need alone time or comfort, he immediately picks up on your vibe and handles the situation in the most appropriate manner. 

As your relationship progresses, he makes an effort to leave you little gifts that he made or found throughout the day and always leaves you affectionate notes in places he knows you’ll look. 

It honestly makes your heart melt and improves your day by ninety percent. 

Much to his student’s surprise, he gives the same amount of energy and consideration to you as he does magical creatures. To him, you take first priority and anything he can do to express his love for you will be done in a heartbeat. While sickeningly sweet to the student body, most of the professors are getting tired of him ranting about you every time they engage in conversation with him. it’s so sweet to you though, to know that he cares

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Compared to his career, Hogwarts, and the animals he takes care of, you always end up being more important. He could trade everything he had and it still wouldn't be enough to reach your worth. He has never had someone that cares about him as much as you in his life besides his parents and he knows that if he doesn't cherish you he may never meet another person like that ever again. (Magical creatures can only help so much in situations like that you know?)

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon

He has collections of photos he’s taken of you two over the years. Despite what people think, magical creatures aren’t his only passion; photography is as well. From the first kiss you shared to the most recent lesson he sat in on, he has the most randomest and dorky pictures of you. The one he cherishes the most though, is the album he constructed of you two’s wedding day. He has two copies of it: one in your shared quarters and one in his desk in his indoor classroom. Whenever he’s had a bad day, or gets a little more glum than usual, he’ll whip out the album and relive the one of the happiest days of his life.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

If Silvanus Kettleburn is known for one thing above all else, it’s his deep, passionate nature. Paired with his Hufflepuff loyalty, he turns into the most affectionate partner you've ever had. 

Although you have restraint when it comes to showing too much physical affection in public, you two can still be found cuddling quite often near the Forbidden Forest with a few of the calmer Kneazles. On top of that, you too are barely found apart from each other when grading student's assignments or working on a new lesson plan for each other's classes.

When sitting in the Great Hall for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, he is always found pulling out your chair and holding your hand in a loving grip. The love-sick puppy dog eyes he throws at you either makes the students gush or gag. Depending on the situation. lmao

During your off hours, you two either curl up in bed together, practice fun little charms you both created, read your respective literature choices, or indulge in a much-needed make-out session.

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

Copes surprisingly well compared to others, honestly. Given the fact he has to give almost constant attention to his magical creatures, finding a distraction when you're away for longer than a couple days is pretty easy for him. When your stay away from him lasts a week or longer though, he usually starts conversations through your patronus' and continues them until you get back. It's pretty cute when you send messages at the same time though. Over the years, you guys' patronus' have become similar; and since he seemed to love you with a strong and passionate love, his patronus soon mimicked yours. When they met though, the two (y/p) would dance around each other and nuzzle their heads together. Overall, it expresses the love you two can't express when away from one another.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

In terms of the length he would go for the relationship, Silvanus would do anything to maintain you guys’ bond. Ever since you reciprocated his passion, he has been entirely devoted to you. as any Hufflepuff would And, although he loves you more than anything else in his life, he would be willing to give you up if that would make you happy. Because, if you really love someone, you have to be willing to let them leave and put their happiness first. Even if it means you aren’t able to have them anymore. He wouldn’t let you leave on a bad note though; you both have endured numerous difficult times together and have enjoyed an insurmountable number of good times. To put that all in the trash over such an unfortunate event would be pointless.

due to personal reasons this user loves their internet friends | requested by anon

Imagine Being a Mainer and Hawkeye Falling in Love with You

Pairing: Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce x Reader

Word Count: Roughly 865 words

Author’s Note: Just a little headcanon-esque list to tide y’all over. Currently working on a lot of different works, so expect some more stories and finished requests soon. I recently re-watched a couple episodes of M*A*S*H and thought of some new content, so here it is lmao

Hope you guys are doing well :)

-Lets be honest, this man will go after anything that walks, but it takes a special type of person to keep him steadily interested

-And your down to Earth attitude and unwavering sense of calm was just the thing he didn't know he needed

-After the last couple of years he spent fighting to save the lives wagered in the elite's pointless slaughter, the thing that he needed the most wasn't sex, alcohol, or frivolous pranks

-It was someone to keep him grounded

-Someone to remind him that times like these wouldn't last forever

-The first time he met you he was immediately enraptured by your easy-going style, dopey smile, and down-turned eyes

-You seemed like someone who loved to live life, and Hawkeye knew he had to get you on his team before you met anyone else in the unit 

-Much to his surprise, you also end up being from Maine. Something that immediately gets him ranting

-It wasn't until one night, after twenty-four hours of surgery, that he began to really accept his romantic feelings for you

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-Straight after that moment you both struck up and unlikely friendship, and his feelings began to grow

-No matter what you saw and how long you worked, you always came out calm and ready to do more. And that occasion was no different 

-After seeing Hawkeye seated on a bench in the mess tent you casually walked over to him and slipped down next to him

-Wrapping your arms around him, you let him curl into you and rest his head on your torso

-After a few minutes of you gently rubbing his back, he looked sluggishly up at you and asked:

"What's with the suddenly burst in affection comrade? I suppose you couldn't resist my charms forever; we Pierces are doomed to be irresistible you know.."

-To that, you glanced back down at him and squeezed him tighter:

"You looked like someone who needed a hug is all. No one deserves to go through something as hard as that and only be left with an uncomfortable cot and flimsy wool blanket.."

-And all it took was that little admission for Hawkeye to be smitten beyond belief 

-Up to that point, no one had ever really helped him to help him. They always helped him with the  intention of getting him back in shape for the job or to help themselves 

-And up to that point, he didn't know how bad he needed to hear something as simple as that 

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-The next day, when there was no influx of wounded and everyone was well rested, he promised himself he would finally confess his feelings

-After cleaning up his tent, setting up a surprisingly nice meal that he knew he would owe an arm and a leg favor for, and kicking BJ out he was finally ready to invite you over and confess his feelings 

- The whole time he walked you to his tent and ate dinner with you, he felt like a ball of nervous energy that was about to burst

- Until you invited him to lay on his bed with you that is

-That calmed him down immensely 

-Similar to the previous night he curled up and gazed straight into your down-turned orbs:

"You know, up until last night, I never really realized how badly I needed someone like you. You understand me better than even my own father, and I don't know how to repay you for helping me when I didn't even realize I needed it. 

What I do know though, is that I've fallen madly in love with you darling, and I fear every day I see you it may grow worse."

-Although he spoke the last part in a comical accent and seemed to be over exaggerating, you knew that he was telling the truth

-Which is why you said, "I know," and immediately brought him into a slow languid kiss

-Two minutes into the kiss, he pulled you two apart and you let out a soft, "I love you too you massive dork.."

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-After that day, you two were never seen apart for too long

-And every minute you two were apart for more than two days was like Hell; and everyone could tell the toll it took on you both

-Especially if one of you was sent to the front lines

-Those nights were the worst 

-And no one could console either of you until the other was back to camp safe and sound

-By the time the end of the war rolled around, you two had developed a strong and healthy relationship 

-You had helped him cope with every problem the war rolled his way and, in turn, he was there for you when things got too overwhelming 

-To others, you two were a power couple; something to be desired in their relationships. Hawkeye never gave romantic attention to women that weren't you, and no man stood a chance with you if their name wasn't Benjamin Pierce

-And the day you both got your orders to return home, he scooped you up and asked you to marry him

-And what other answer would you have besides a: "Hell yeah!"

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

Prompt List:

Fluff:

"I love you, baby"

"God, you're adorable"

"Hey, cutie"

"I promise to love you for the rest of my life"

"You're my world"

"I don't care if you're sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it"

"You are so perfect"

"Marry me?"

"You're the best part of me"

"Stay here with me. For the rest of our lives"

"I'm speechless you're so beautiful"

"Aww! You're adorable"

"So romantic!"

"I'll love you until the end of the universe"

"Do you need a hug?"

"I love you, dearest"

"Come here, i need to hug you"

"When everything's wrong, it's you that makes it right"

"You're the one"

"Have i ever pointed out how beautiful you are?" "Yes, all the time"

"I'm boreddd!"

Kiss Scenarios:

Forehead kisses

Hand kisses

"That tickles!" Kisses

Kisses that make them smile

Breathless kisses

Cheek kisses

Nose Kisses

"God, i love you" Kisses

Kisses that end with laughter

Never wanting to pull away kisses

Multiple face kisses

Big, long kisses

Long Awaited Kisses

"Finally, you guys kissed!" Kisses

Goodbye kisses

Kisses accompanied by happy tears

Kisses accompanied by sad tears

Kisses that get interrupted

Kisses to distract them from winning a game

"Just woke up" Kisses

Excited Kisses

Long awaited kisses

"I missed you, so much" kisses

Sneaking up behind them and surprising them kisses

Kisses to help them concentrate

Kisses as a reward (passed a hard exam, won a game, etc.)

Angst

"No! No! No! Wake up! Please!"

"Please don't leave"

"...I love you"

"You killed someone, do you really think they'll still love you?!"

"They were my world, but now they're gone"

"I miss you so much, please come back"

"I know you're gone, but i feel you here"

"Tears are all i see without you"

"You're happy, with someone else. And that hurts"

"Just leave!"

"Promise me you'll live a great life, without me"

"I don't need you"

"The world is dull without you"

"NO!"

"I miss being in your arms"

"Get out of my life!"

"I don't love you anymore"

"Goodnight, i have always loved you"

"I may be dying, but please, don't cry over me"

"Thank you, for helping me live the greatest life i could"

When everything was wrong, you made it right"

"These tears will never stop falling"

"You were so perfect, but now you're gone"

"You were so perfect, but now you're moved on"

"That's the wau to break my heart"

"You're happy in someone else's arms"

"Take me back to the good old days"

"Billions of people in the world, and i chose you, how stupid was that"

"I wish i didn't have to loose you"

"I wish you didn't have to loose me"

"I wish that could be me"

Soulmate AUs:

Matching Tattoos

First words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your wrist

One of your eyes is your soulmate's eyecolour

The world is black and white until you meet your soulmate

You have a colourful mark where your soulmate will first touch you

You only see your soulmate's favourite colour until you meet them

A timer is inbuilt into your wrist, counting down until you meet your soulmate

You have a small, thin string wrapped around your pinkie finger (invisible to everyone else)that leads you to your soulmate

soulmate au where soulmates share all acquired skills. (if one of them knows a language the other automatically knows it too or if one can play and instrument, the other can play it too)

Pet Names

Baby

Honey

Babe

Love

Lover

My love

Dear

Sweetie

Sweetheart

Darling

Pumpkin

Munchkin

Cutie

Beloved

My beloved

Buttercup

Valentine

Sugar

so i just made this, it may not be the best because it's my first ever prompt list. anyone can use it whenever they want, but please give credit.

originally made: 3.04.20

update 1: 23.05.20

update 2: 1.06.20

update 3: 26.06.20 (pet names added)

types of kisses 

i. slow and drawn out kisses. where neither wants to let go. warm and passionate.

ii. goodbye kisses. the realisation and the look in the other’s eyes of letting go. tears running down cheeks and hands ghosting on cheeks.

iii. morning kisses. waking up next to your significant other and pulling them up and capturing their lips to yours.

iv. spirit kisses. light and feathery over the face. small and quick. running out the door after.

v. sudden kisses. in the middle of a sentence. catching the other’s lips and pulling them into your arms.

vi. neck kisses. fluttering down necks to the collar bone. dusting over the breastbone and staying there. 

vii. nose kisses. a small peck. kind and sweet. an adoring look for the other in their eyes.

viii. frustrated kisses. knowing that one has to go. enveloping their arms around the other and holding foreheads together.

Hug Prompts

Send me two characters and a hug and I’ll make it happen <3

Hug from behind

Sleepy hug

Surprise hug

Comfort hug

Angry hug (not at each other)

Grumpy hug

Tired hug

Group hug (more than two)

Careful hug

Hiding-your-face hug

First hug

Greeting hug

Goodbye hug

Leaping hug (you know, the one where you launch yourself at someone and throw your arms around their neck)

Tackle hug

Celebratory hug

Hug with a kiss

Lifting-off-the-ground hug

Giddy hug

Cuddle pile (more than two, this is my post if I say it counts, it counts)

(Hugs are universal, but please specify platonic or romantic if you have Strong Feelings)

100 Ways To Say “I Love You”

So it’s been a while, I feel very out of practice with writing and I’m trying to get back into the flow.

So I’m going to open requests!

Gladnis only, pick a prompt, add any other condition such as rating or setting, and fire it at my inbox. I’m not looking to do anything long, just something to help me get back in the flow.

1) “Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.” 2) “It reminded me of you.” 3) “No, no, it’s my treat.” 4) “Come here.  Let me fix it.” 5) “I’ll walk you home.” 6) “Have a good day at work.” 7) “I dreamt about you last night.” 8) “Take my seat.” 9) “I saved a piece for you.” 10) “I’m sorry for your loss.” 11) “You can have half.” 12) “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.” 13) “Sorry I’m late.” 14) “Can I have this dance?” 15) “I made your favorite.” 16) “It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.” 17) “Watch your step.” 18) “Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.” 19) “Can I hold your hand?” 20) “You can borrow mine.” 21) “You might like this.” 22) “It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.” 23) “I’ll wait.” 24) “Just because.” 25) “Look both ways.” 26) “I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.” 27) “Try some.” 28) “Drive safely.” 29) “Well, what do you want to do?” 30) “One more chapter.” 31) “Don’t worry about me.” 32) “It looks good on you.” 33) “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.” 34) “That’s okay, I bought two.” 35) “After you.” 36) “We’ll figure it out.” 37) “Can I kiss you?” 38) “I like your laugh.” 39) “Don’t cry.” 40) “I made this for you.” 41) “Go back to sleep.” 42) “Is this okay?” 43) “I picked these for you.” 44) “I’ll drive you to the hospital.” 45) “What do you want to watch?” 46) “You can go first.” 47) “Did you get my letter?” 48) “I’ll do it for you.” 49) “Call me when you get home.” 50) “I think you’re beautiful.” 51) “Are you sure?” 52) “Have fun.” 53) “Sit down, I’ll get it.” 54) “I made reservations.” 55) “I don’t mind.” 56) “It brings out your eyes.” 57) “There is enough room for both of us.” 58) “You don’t have to say anything.” 59) “Wow.” 60) “Happy birthday.” 61) “I’ll pick it up after work.” 62) “It can wait until tomorrow.” 63) “Cross my heart and hope to die.” 64) “It’s two sugars, right?” 65) “I’ll help you study.” 66) “Stay over.” 67) “I did the dishes.” 68) “You didn’t have to ask.” 69) “I bought you a ticket.” 70) “You’re warm.” 71) “No reason.” 72) “I’ll meet you halfway.” 73) “Take mine.” 74) “We can share.” 75) “I was just thinking about you.” 76) “I want you to have this.” 77) “Call me if you need anything.” 78) “Do you want to come too?” 79) “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.” 80) “Is your seat belt on?” 81) “Sweet dreams.” 82) “I was in the neighborhood.” 83) “Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.” 84) “The key is under the mat.” 85) “It doesn’t bother me.” 86) “You’re important too.” 87) “I saved you a seat.” 88) “I’ll see you later.” 89) “I noticed.” 90) “You can tell me anything.” 91) “I hope you like it.” 92) “I want you to be happy.” 93) “I believe in you.” 94) “You can do it.” 95) “Good luck.” 96) “I brought you an umbrella.” 97) “I’ll pick you up at the airport.” 98) “Take a deep breath.” 99) “Be careful.” And… 100) “I love you.”

simple angst sentence starters

“Does it hurt?”

“Please don’t hide from me.”

“Hold them down.”

“I won’t hurt you.”

“Stay close to me.”

“Why can’t I hurt you?”

“Don’t let it end like this.”

“Help me.”

“I don’t need to be protected.”

“I can’t do this again!”

“Be strong.”

“I know that you’re scared.”

“Don’t try to fight back.”

“How heartbreaking.”

“Are you going to stop me?”

“Just stay.”

“I can’t sleep.”

“I can’t breathe.”

“How much did it hurt?”

“You look like hell.”

“Break or be broken?”

“Don’t you dare speak to me.”

“Don’t cry.”

“This is not goodbye.”

“You won’t see me again.”

“You know I can’t feel that way.”

“Leave it be!”

“I thought this was supposed to be happy.”

“Cruel, isn’t it?”

“I can’t love you.”

“I can’t hate you.”

“Leave me alone!”

“Forget me.”

“It’ll never be enough.”

“Swear to me.”

“Don’t look back.”

“Get away from here.”

“Look at me, and you die.”

“Hold still.”

“Do you think I wanted this?”

“Goodnight, my love.”

“This has to be the end.”

More Prompts

Because I am unoriginal as fuck. The dialogue prompt list was fun to make and I had a lot of fun with answering the asks! Again, I am giving full credit to whoever made any of these aus or prompts.

Our teachers keep pairing us together even though we’re polar opposites, but I can’t deny that you’re really cute.

We’ve been best friends since the fifth grade, so could you please pretend to be my fake (boyfriend/girlfriend) to get this weirdo to stop creeping on me.

Please don’t be mad, but I found a box of stray kittens and a puppy who thinks it’s a cat and now they’re living with us.

I am now the officiant at my best friend’s wedding, so donate money to my unofficial church because I need to pay rent.

You’re really cute and keep ordering black coffee at my shop, but whenever you take a sip you look disgusted. I just wanted to know if you were okay and wanted something a bit sweeter.

We’re both college professors and some students have both of our classes and are now trying to set us up because we both get really dorky and passionate about certain subjects.

I’m a super villain and you’re a super hero. I know we’re supposed to be enemies but would you like to get coffee sometime?

 I know we’re best friends and all, but could you maybe be my date to my cousin’s wedding to prove to my judgmental relatives that I can find love and that I won’t be alone for the rest of my life.

We have to do a group project about ancient Rome and I really don’t appreciate that you’re making me do all the work, so I’m making you buy me food to make up for your douchiness.

You’re my soulmate, so there’s a tattoo on my body where you hate the most and now I’m worried because I have a tattoo that covers my entire upper body.

We’ve hated each other since we were children but here we are pretending to be a couple because my parents want me in an arranged marriage with some rich old guy, and you could even tell that’s fucked up.

Hi, I’m your guardian angel and I can see why you need guarding because who are those guys who were picking on you and how did you get that black eye? But, wait a minute, I’m now in my teens and everything is a mess, and how are you still alive?

You’re the new student and I’m the kid who gets constantly picked on and beaten up because I’m the smartest and I have weird habits and hobbies. Now, you’re defending me for no good reason, but I’m not really concerned with that. What I am concerned with is where did you learn to fight like that because I feel like the government would like to use you as a secret weapon of some sort.

You come from a small town that I’ve probably never heard of and you’re really trusting of people and this is your first time you’ve ever been to a really big city. Now, I’m making sure that you don’t end up dead and politely guiding you around the city, but I’m surprised now because you’re making friends with really dangerous people. Also, how are you now friends with the boss of a really big mafia?

I’m a new demon, and I’m assigned to you. But, you’re really depressed, so instead of making your life worse I’ve made it better. So, now I’m slowly redeeming myself and becoming your guardian angel. Oops.

Our kids are best friends and really want to be siblings, so now they’re pulling a Parent Trap.

I’m really stressed out right now, so don’t question why there are 20 muffins, seven cakes, and about 10 batches of cupcakes.

I will always believe that you are too good, too pure, and too innocent for this world even as you shout death threats in traffic.

We’re both in detention because I punched you for stealing my mechanical pencil, but I also punched you because you’re cute but an arrogant asshole and I just needed a reason to give you a black eye.

You’re my neighbor and we both go to the same university, but you get drunk and throw huge parties every weekend, so now I’m pissed off because I’m trying to study for exams. So could you stop being an asshole during exam week. Thanks. 

au + trope + prompt game

here’s a fun drabble game since i was on the hunt for one and decided i should just make my own instead.

 send in a character, an au, a trope, and a prompt, and i’ll write a little drabble based on it!!

au:

roommates!au

hogwarts!au

spy!au

mafia!au

ceo!au

coffee shop!au

bookstore!au

college!au

camp!au

high school!au

travel!au

babysitter!au

soulmates!au

parent!au

sports!au (name the sport)

supernatural!au (specify)

band!au

celebrity!au

trope:

friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

meet cute

meet messy

unrequited love

fake dating

childhood friends

exes

strangers to lovers

prompt:

“are you sure this is legal?”

“fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. fuck.”

“i don’t even think i want to know.”

“you said so, didn’t you?”

“you have the emotional capacity of a brick.”

“what is that?”

“you had no idea, did you?”

“wait, wait. say that again. please.”

“why are you awake so late?”

“you know i’ll do anything for you.”

“i know that it’s the thought that counts but this doesn’t even look like you thought about it.”

“is that the best you can do?”

“it’s been so long since we did this.”

“okay, maybe i’m crazy but did i just hear you say that out loud?”

“i’m rambling again, aren’t i?”

“my hands are really dry. sorry about that.”

“hold your fire!”

“this can’t be real. i feel like i’m having a fever dream.”

“suck on that.”

“it’s just so hard not to fall in love with you.”

“for the last time, please stop trying to airdrop me.”

“did you hack into my hotspot?”

“you know that your book is upside-down, right?”

“alexa, play wonderwall.”

“i know this looks bad, but i swear, it’s not.”

“sometimes, i sit in bed and wonder what would happen if things were different.”

“that was a very bad idea. 0/10 would not recommend.”

“do you ever feel like you’re far away no matter where you are?”

“hold on.”

“need any help with that?”

“you never saw me.”

“shut up for a second, will you?”

“now what?”

“i don’t even know why we’re doing this.”

“don’t tell me you spent actual money on that.”

“i let you mooch off of my netflix and this is how you repay me?”

“don’t you want to know how i feel?”

“i think i would rather eat expired spam.”

“you confuse me.”

“if you’re happy, then so am i.”

A Kissing Prompt List

Places Where People Kiss:

In the rain.

In a vehicle.

In the street.

On the sidewalk.

In the shower.

In the kitchen.

In the snow.

Under the stars.

In the moonlight.

By the river.

In the water.

In the bedroom.

In a bar.

At a party.

At the other’s place.

By a campfire.

Reasons to kiss:

Life or Death

Love

Celebration

Longing

Missing the other

Relief

Lust

Need

No reason at all

Admiration

Power

First Kiss

Confessing feelings

A bet

Sad or hurt feelings

First date

Would love to do some of these; free free to send in a character and a number and I'll try to get it done asap! :0

Soulmate AU List

Good news! I have finally finished my newest drabble list, which I will no doubt be using more than once. I have compiled 51 soulmate AUs from various sources (though a couple are my own) and put them together for you to choose from. Please give me one number ONLY per character. If you’d like use this list, go ahead! If you want, you can tag me so I can see what you’ve come up with :)

List of AUs:

1. You get a craving for whatever your soulmate is eating at the time. 2. One of your eyes is the same color as your soulmate’s. 3. You have the first words your soulmate says to you somewhere on your body (and vise versa). 4. You have your soulmate’s name somewhere on your body. 5. Everyone is able to see each other’s aura. You and your soulmate have the same-colored aura, and you will stop seeing auras altogether after you meet them. 6. You can communicate telepathically with your soulmate. 7. Your internal voice is the voice of your soulmate’s, rather than your own. 8. You can feel what your soulmate is feeling (and vise versa). 9. Anything you draw/write on your own skin appears on your soulmate’s. 10. You have a clock that counts down until you meet your soulmate. 11. You and your soulmate share matching tattoos. 12. You have half of a tattoo, and your soulmate has the other. 13. You and your soulmate have matching tattoos that become clear once you meet. 14. You see in black and white until you meet your soulmate - then you can see colors. 15. Your soulmate’s scars appear on your body (and vise versa). 16. You have tattoo(s) of the things your soulmate loves. 17. You have a compass on your body that leads you to where your soulmate is. 18. If you dye your hair, your soulmate’s hair color changes as well. 19. You have the date that you’ll meet your soulmate tattooed somewhere on your body. 20. You have a tattoo that changes color depending on what your soulmate is feeling. 21. The only thing you remember from your past life is the face of your soulmate. 22. You share a dream with your soulmate when you’re both asleep. 23. You can see the red string of fate when you close your eyes, which will lead you to your soulmate. 24. You have a meter of how in-danger your soulmate is. 25. Everyone has a journal that allows them to write back and forth with their soulmate. 26. The outline of your shadow is your soulmate. 27. You have a tattoo of how old your soulmate will be when you meet. 28. You have a tattoo of your soulmate’s initials. 29. You can see every color except the color of your soulmate’s eyes until you meet them. 30. Every so often you will get flashes of what your soulmate is seeing at the time, however your soulmate does not know when it happens. 31. You will receive the same injuries as your soulmate (unless deadly). 32. You will feel the same sensations that your soulmate is feeling (pain, touch, etc). 33. You have a moving tattoo that always faces the direction your soulmate is. Your soulmate has a matching one, and the tattoos touch when you do. 34. You can taste what your soulmate is eating at the time. 35. You get flowered tattoos wherever your soulmate receives a scar. 36. Once a year, starting on your 16th birthday, soulmates swap bodies for a day if they have not met yet. 37. Your chest will glow when you get close to your soulmate. 38. You can only see in the eye color of your soulmate until you meet them (though the color can be altered through things like colored contacts). 39. You and your soulmate share the same talents. What one learns, the other can also do. 40. If your soulmate is listening to music, you can hear it too, and it gets louder the closer you are to them. 41. The closer you are to your soulmate, the more color you can see. The farther away, the less colors. 42. Your heart beats your soulmate’s name in morse code. 43. The name of your soulmate appears on your skin after you meet them. 44. You are deaf until you meet your soulmate, whose voice is the first thing you hear. 45. You can only see color when you and your soulmate are touching. 46. You feel intense pain in your soul when your soulmate is in life-threatening danger. 47. You have your soulmate’s name on one wrist and your enemy’s on the other, and have no idea which one is which. 48. You are born with a small black heart that beats/grows with your soulmate’s. It turns red once you’ve met them. 49. You cannot feel pain until you meet/touch your soulmate. 50. You are born with the fingerprints of your soulmate somewhere on your body. 51. Your soulmate’s current thoughts about you will show up on your skin for a short while.

I don’t care what type of content for this stf ,but all i have to ask is this: wHAt iF reader has nothing to do with magic (unlike cedric who’s father is the royal sorcerer) completely normal but really wants to learn alchemy at hexley hall? Becomes the best in her class, actually has a chance to go, goes. And she meets Cedric {insert your magic on how they fall in love ;)} but Goodwyn doesn’t approve cuz she’s a normie? Imagine how controversial it would be 😱

m Y f i R s T A s K !

First of all: the concept? The ask? The drama? The scandal? The forbidden love? I love it all 😤👌 these tropes are some of my favoriteee 😩👏👏

I'm thinking about making it a two part fic for this one?? Could be interesting if I add the right amount of detail

Currently starting to write it, so expect something soon!!

Feel free to send in more :)

Love y'all 😘💖💖

-T.

Fluff Alphabet!

Inspired by the NSFW Alphabet by @fairy-tail-babes.

Feel free to use for your own writing Blogs!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

So: Send me a character and one/several letter(s) and let’s get started!