asiantapwater

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My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

wtf?

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

I’m opening the month of Good Father Clef, as this thing has been haunting me for a very long time! >>:(

I really like both the old and the new version 166 (both so cute omg). I have a headkanon that 166 is bad at eating anything at all, so her father tries to leave her little gifts from all over the world that cannot harm her. And she tries every day to pray for his well-being, as she believes that he is a big idiot and puts himself in risky situations.

Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef

ok but if letting your kid use a different name & different words & wear different clothing is scientifically likely to improve their health & happiness and lower their risk of suicide, whether or not they change their minds later….does it really matter whether you personally “get it”? does it even matter if you’re comfortable with it? 

if you’ve got all this science telling you that letting your kid do these things is going to make them happier & healthier than not letting them….then just tell them it’s ok. 

it’s not your kid’s job to be the child you wanted. it’s your job to make choices that allow them to be the happiest version of themselves. make sure your kid knows that you will love and support them no matter what gender they present as. make sure they know they don’t have to hide. 

Recently there has been a kid walking around my school dressed as and acting like Dr Clef. Between classes he will just start wandering around and (badly) playing his ukulele while singing. Sometimes he screeches. This week he started carrying around a 6 foot long pool noodle which he uses to whack people who don’t social distance. He is a tyrant; everyone fears the Ukulele Man and his Social Distancing Noodle. Is there anything you’d like to say in regards to this tiny chaotic gremlin of a freshman?

. . . I’m torn between being proud of this guy for embodying the very essence of Cleffish Chaos, fearing that he’s gonna get his ass kicked for the same, and wanting to make sure that he doesn’t hurt other people in the process. 

I hope he makes some friends.

 -  Clef

a superhero on an intergalactic adventure trying desperately to save the world in record time so she can get back to the birthday party her wife is throwing for Jennifer, their adopted 2 year old

Hide and Seek

e e v e e l u t i o n s

i don’t know what the heck i’m doing when it comes to putting hair anywhere but the face

anyways here’s clef doing a thing because someone in an rp demanded it

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Be awared of asexuals, they are coming,and we are not containing them

Anyway,ace rights

Various TJ doodles

she probably borrowed crayons from him to draw this too

this posted reversed last time and i don't know why so reupload immediately after

[Image ID: An edited image set of a Chris Fleming joke. Image 1: Fleming, labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “He looked at my character sheet and said...” Image 2: A grocery worker labeled “the GM” looks down at Fleming and says, “Looks like someone’s makin’ yet another self-insert tonight.” Image 3: Fleming, still labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “You don’t know me, asshole.” End ID.]

SCP 682: Other people are killing things. It’s no longer me. I no longer kill everything. Woo!

Dr Clef: No matter how much you resist, you are learning this.

Random guy attending his seminar: I’m scared now.

Dr Clef: Good. You should be.

would u like a him in these trying times

@incorrecthetaliaquotes

Based off this post

I’m pretty sure someone’s done this already hahaha oops

Behind the scenes of Hetalia: The World Twinkle (2015)

Dr Clef: Who’s your favourite Star Wars character?

Dr Glass: Uhh... Jar Jar Binks?

Dr Clef: I’m removing you from this meeting.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL