most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside
I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.
Well this bell could be tolling for anybody
Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style
I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔
don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators
i don't care if monday's shit. tuesday wednesday suck my dick,
women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into
wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items
hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level
This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now
Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.
[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage