AND OH MY FUCK I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRIVATE EYE, JUNO STEEL.

I just spent the entirety of episode 47 chanting to myself: "Michael, Michael, Michael"

And you know why?

For once the person giving the statement didn't describe the person (or entity masking themselves as person) being the source of their miseries as "short".

I get that short people are closer to satan, but as a certified monserfucker I'd like to see more tall eldritch monsters! Please!

(Even if I do have the feeling that I'll probably regret having wished this very soon)

Edit: OKAY I POSTED THIS BEFORE FINISHING THE EPISODE AND SINCE MICHAEL APPEARED I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SAY I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED

A bunch, but probably not all, Magnus swears

@malevon, for you *kisses you on the hand*

You know what I'm going to say...

"APOLOGIES FOR THE DECEPTION"?! REALLY?!

You have to do a lot more for me to accept the apology, Jonah.

I dunno, I just wanted to compile them

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Me, desperate, listening to episode 154: "Come on, I love them so much, why do they have to suffer like this?!"

Me: "Let them go!"

Me: "Let Jonathan go, Ceaceless Watcher!"

Me: "Oh almighty Lonely, leave Martin be!"

Me, realizing: "..."

Me: "..."

Me: "I may want to rephrase that one."

I was expecting a quiet little episode, AND I GOT SIMON FUCKING FAIRCHILD-

I already loved the concept of an old man flying out planes for fun... Hearing him interact with people, FUCK.

I love his character already... I can't say I'm disappointed.

the magnus archives au where everything is the same except instead of “the eye watches, and the stranger conceals, but me... i lie, archivist”, michael says “grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, i hurt people” like the scout in tf2

guess who decided to animate and color 2 minutes and 50some seconds of MAG 200? that’s right baby. I’m going to be working on this one for a while, but I finished the animatic, so enjoy the wip.

Commission me 💛 ko-fi 💛 inprnt

anyways I thought it was fitting